Evidence

It has been said, and I thank Gillian for originally bringing this quote to my attention although it is no longer her profile, that "for those who believe no proof is necessary, for those who do not believe no proof is possible,"

I have found this to be rather a genius quote up until this moment when I realised it is a contortion of the truth, rather it would be more accurate to say, "for those who believe proof is in everything, for those who do not believe proof is in nothing."

Clearly, I find myself in the former category.

You are wretched and you're mean, You're abraisive and obscene, You're horrible, and nasty too...

...I can't get enough of you!




Ant: this would be a cool chorus for a glam rock song
Alan: IM NOT BEING IN A GLAM ROCK BAND!
Ant: welll fuuuuuck you I'll peddle my eyeliner elsewhere

----------Some Fun Discussing Theology----------

Ken: would you rather be god's worst enemy or completely no existent
Ken: assuming the big chap exists
Ant: surely that would make me satan
Ant: which means I'd have a wicked cool fiery realm of my own
Ken: though if Satan takes all the nasty folk then surely God is reliant on him to make heaven so lovely
Ant: yeah true
Ant: very reliant
Ken: so they must be in cahoots rather than worst enemies i'd say
Ant: maybe no one actually gets sent to hell and so he just needs to wallow there alone
Ken: plus Satan was supposedly an angel at one point wasn't he?
Ant: he fell
Ken: in a certain respect
Ant: down to the fiery depths
Ken: depends which bible you're reading
Ken: if it's the christian one he was an angel who got a bit unruley
Ant: oh did he not tell god to fuck off and fdo his own dirty work?
Ken: eh not quite
Ant: basically he was sick of being the harbinger of sorrow
Ant: angel of death rather
Ant: and said piss off am not doing it anymore
Ken: that sounds viable actually
Ken: im basing my knowledge on the Peter Cook film Bedazzled
Ant: and god told him welll FUUUUUUCK you then get down to hell
Ken: which suggests it was satans arrogance that got him banished
Ken: rather than laziness
Ant: personally I sympathise with satan, I wouldn't want to be the angel of death
Ant: this God doesn't sound that loving all of a sudden
Ken: dunno Satan shouldnt have went around speaking through Serpents to be fair
Ken: if you're God you've got to take a strong hand with those types, or else they'll be speaking through giraffes before you know it
Ant: point
Ken: i'm now on wikipedia researching satan
Ken: the Angel of Death is his role in jewish theology
Ken: or at least thats how he's interpreted
Ant: right
Ant: now The Old Testament is still a testament of both the Christian and Muslim faiths
Ken: christians believe he was an angel to proud to bow to god
Ant: so which is right if both are testaments of god in the eys of a christian?
Ken: dunno this is all fairly new to me
Ken: maybe its an inconsistency
Ken: apparently theres plenty of those
Ant: yeah like "an eye for an eye" and "turn the cheek"
Ken: yeah and apparently the disciples all had different angles to how they wanted to portray jesus and it ended up with quite contrasting accounts of the same event
Ant: hrm

----------And Glasgow----------

Carine: so what's planned for tomorrow?
Ant: well my plans are to get up at 6 in the morning and embark on a quest
Carine: ooooo! a quest!
Carine: go on!
Ant: in the early hours I shall stalk the streets of newlands until I come upon the monolith...
Ant: ...that which is more widely know as "the bus stop" ...
Carine: ah...:P
Ant: and from that point I shall be picked up by a magical vehicle, able to traverse large distances at a greater spped than any human
Ant: this vehicle... more often know as "the bus"
Carine: NO WAY!
Ant: this so-called "bus" shall take me right into the very heart of the horrible, sordid badlands best knows as "Glasgow"
Ant: many strange creatures inhabit the heart of the badlands
Ant: some harmless, such as the big issue vendors
Ant: others hazerdous, such as the neds and junkies
Carine: hahahaha
Ant: I shall avoid these creatures as a bad encounter with one may be deadly
Ant: and I shall hasten to the apointed place where which I shall embark on yet another journey in a "bus"
Ant: and finally I shall arrive at the place where knowledge is obtained...
Ant: ...The College
Carine: not the collage!!!!
Carine: poor you ant! that sounds like a really horrid journey!
Carine: and at 6 in the morning!
Carine: poor poor you! 

Assorted bit and pieces, that are amusing in various degrees

Some of these are actually really old. enjoy. (or don't, see if I care)

Amanda: Did you listen to that song?
Antony: Not yet I was busy playing my ass off
Amanda: will you listen to it now?
Antony: I'm still busy playing my ass off
Amanda: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Antony: sorry but if I don't play lots I won't be able to achieve my life time ambition...

Antony: ...of having played lots

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Antony: i want some
Christina: want some wot?
Antony: physical interaction with the opposite sex
Antony: including, but not limited to, kissing and sexual intercourse

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Antony: Yo
David Guy: hey man!!
Antony: how are ya bud
David Guy: fantastic!
David Guy: im going out with christina
Antony: Really??? well imagine that!
David Guy: how about you?
Antony: I'm going with your maw
Antony: it's nothing serious but we've been seeing each other for a while

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Antony: Keith Emerson had yer maw
BodomNight60:  that would be cool
Antony: HAHAHAH thats exactly what I was thinking!
Antony: I would be like.... totally proud


Antony: I was listening to dad rock
Cara: what dad rock were you listening to? 
Antony: fucksake
Antony: Fleetwood mac
Cara: ah, not a fan 
Cara: but 
Cara: my dad is ;p



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The opposite sex seeks to destroy us!!:
Christina: i hate it when guys hurt me *disapproving angry face*
Antony: well it happens
Antony: I think there is a mad cult of girls who have the sole mission of gaining my trust JUST so they can hurt me straight afterwards...
Christina: im sure thats not true.
Antony: they do, they hold meetings every second week on a friday night, and there's a annual convention held in the West End
Christina: ahahha


Ducks:
Antony: fuckety fuck
Antony: am bored
Shannon: o.0 lmao fuck a duck
Antony: fuck a duck??
Antony: don't mind if I do!
Shannon: XD nice
Antony: will you be a duck?
Shannon: maybeee
Antony: heeeeeeere ducky ducky ducky
Shannon: *runs away*
Antony: *chases after duckypoo*
Antony: duckypoo!!! come back!!!
Shannon: *screams and runs faster*
Antony: where are you duckypoo???
Antony: *gets hold of you and scoops you up into my arms*
Antony: now I just gotz to pluck all your wee ducky feathers
Antony: and put you in a pot for dinner mmmm mmm mmm
Shannon: O.O no
Antony: don't worry duckeypoo it's be nice n warm in the oven

Mysogynist:
Antony: you was in my journal
Christina: ano I was
Antony: aw you saw it <3
Christina: I want on it again !
Antony: well you'll have to say something funny then, you might manage
Christina: i cant
Antony: well the other way to get in is to say something which inspires me to say something funny... that way you get in indirectly
Christina: i have asda bunny ears for easter?
Antony: erm just take the third option...
Antony: a blowjob

Psychomar:
I used to be fond of whales. In fact, I even did a charity gig for "Save the Whale,"
Raised enough money to save a whole load of them!
Then, a week later I got mugged! And not one of the fat bastards turned up to help me out!
So now I do gigs for "Save the Plankton."
Ungreatful shits.

Cara and Ant on an Epic Adventure

(Act I)
Cara: aging is a terrible thing
Ant: terrible
Cara: lets find the elixir of life
Cara: me and you on an epic adventure
Cara: we could wear my viking helmets
Cara: that would make a well good tv show
Ant: epic eh
Cara: yes!
Ant: as in, like... wow... it could be a three part trilogy !!
Cara: we could have battle metal soundtracks
Cara: yes! like LOTR! ^__^
Ant: NOT LIKE LOTR... Like our own original three part trilogy dammit!!
Act One - This conversation + other background, then we set out
Act Two - We encounter obstacles
Act Three - We encounter a big ass obstacle and prevail, we return home and people rejoice
Cara: this is so cool
Ant: hrm... sounds a bit like every other three part trilogy I suppose
Cara: yeah, but we're in it, so its better!
Ant: true dat

(Act II)
Ant: we rule
Cara: we so do
Ant: it's a scientifically proven fact
Cara: <3
Ant: they have done repeat experiments and each time the results were conclusive
Cara: it's in science books and all, right at the back
Ant: they don't even need to publish it any more because it's so widely accepted that most take it for granted
Cara: :D

(Act III)
*Cara and Ant get old...
...and die*

Some funny conversations from previous weeks to cheer me up (and hopefully you alike)

Sivan: what is the symbol for inches?
Antony: """
Sivan: """?
Antony: the two sets of inverted commas on either side were to indicate that what was in between (a pair of inverted commas) was the symbol for inches

Sivan: ever want burritos?
Antony: yes
Sivan: do you want burritos now?
Antony: hrm
Antony: could eat one
Antony: not more
Sivan: can i have the other one?
Antony: ok
Sivan: thankyou
Antony: they're yourse anyway
Sivan: they are?
Antony: well they aint mine, i aint got no boritos
Sivan: nor have i
Antony: whose are the burritos, then?
Antony: hypotheticals boritos
Sivan: they are the hypothetical burritos' burritos
Antony: a burito can't own buritos
Sivan: why not?
Antony: well hypothetical ones can I suppose
Antony: but thats like, burito slavery or something
Sivan: possibly
Antony: hypothetically
Sivan: possibly hypothetically


Cara: your hair rules
Antony: it gets pretty unruly actually


Antony: oi, stop being such a grubby little pessimist
Cara: heh
Cara: i'll always be a pessimist.
Antony: thats very pessimistic of you


Internet Girl: im into stuff that takes ur mind off reality
Antony: like crack


All About King Kong:
Antony: I don't really fancy it
Antony: and now that I've heard it's 4 HOURS LONG I fancy it even less
Internet guy: apparently theres very little dialogue, which i cant say is surprising
Antony: thats four hours I'll never see again
Internet guy: 4 hours?! fuck that
Antony: who wants to see a four hour long movie
Antony: I mean how can they even do 4 hours on king kong?
- the origins of king kong
- king kong comes to city
- king kong breaks some stuff
- king kong climbs up a skyscraper with lady in his hand
- king kong gets done in
- happy ending


Sivan: the anarchists would like this, i think
Antony: and liberals
Antony: but liberals are all talk and no action
Sivan: i'm just saying you might like to talk to them; they do a swapshop every year, 's when they act most to get people involved
Antony: they say this and that, "oh I'm a doctor, I'm a good person, I vote labour not conservative"
Sivan: haha, well, that's what liberals are like
Sivan: have you got a better alternative?
Antony: a better alternative than what?
Sivan: being liberal?
Antony: I have lots of alternatives, I'm listing them in a book
Sivan: ...that's gotta be one of the cutest things i've ever heard you say, you know


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Antony: right now I'm more interested in a snuggle than sex
Dave that guy: dude
Dave that guy: do not talk absolute bollocks plz !!! when a woman comes along and uve not had it in yonkies years, all u think about is pantys doooon plz 

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The Dark Secrets Of Chainology

Kit: you should create a religon
Ant: hrmmmm can't be bothered with the effort
Kit:but it would be a cool religon, like chainology
Ant: but it would take sooooo long
Kit:but it would be totally awesome and you'd be a millionare if it was a cult
Ant: you can form it for me
Kit: okay. one day when the moon has exploded, and we're all out floating around in space, ill invent chainology in your name and track you down
Kit: that would be awesome, it would be the firat human religon to be made in space

Ant: here, I have got a cool idea
Ant: we can tell everyone that we brought Chainology back from far in the future when scientists have proven for a fact what the one true religion is, and everyone accepts it without dispute, because it is self-evident....
.....and that one true religion is..... Chainology!!!
Kit: damn, that is so fucking genius.
Ant: GENIUS
Kit: hell yeah 

Similar But Not The Same

What I feel feels sanded down,
Like the 'sorries' thrown around,
Non-commital, void and null,
Vacant, colourless and dull

Disjointed, numb and sorry sighs,
Surreal and loose-limbed lullabies
Eminate in muffled haze
And part in misty, morning rays

As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts of praise
And although it may seem insane,
It's similar, but not the same!

What I feel feels so dumbed down
Like 'I love yous' thrown around,
Lacking in a truth so pure,
Sordid, crass and insecure

Disjointed, numb and sorry sighs,
Forlorn, lacklusture, lonely cries
Eminate in muffled haze
And die in darkened morning shade

As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts of praise
And although it may seem insane,
It's similar, but not the same!

If I'm unique in my kindness,
...I really can't see how...
'Coz in this sorry, selfish state...
...I seem to be drowned out

As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts and praise
Now and then I feel the strain,
It's similar, but not the same...

...Now and then I feel the pain,
I'm similar, but not the same.

A Psychotic Delusion

If 'sane' is accepting the consensus reality and 'insane' is denying it then a psychotic delusion is no less real to the person experiencing it then anything else they experience.

Imagine you've never heard a cow 'mooing' (those of you who haven't don't need to imagine.)
You still know that cows 'moo' because other people have told you. It is genereally accepted.
Imagine you then go out into the countryside and hear cows go 'baa.' Your opinion changes you think that cows, or at least the cows you heard, go 'baa.' To everyone else you are insane, particularly to those who heard the same cows go 'moo,' but your experience of the cows going 'baa' was as vivid as any other experience. Who is to say it wasn't 'real'?

Money

Isn't money is the most loathesome creation humans have ever invented?

Money is essentially a currency in things people don't want to do.

A job is doing things you dont want to do for pieces of paper that you can then use to entice other people into doing things they dont want to do for your benefit. Most of the pieces of paper your job generates goes to your employer, a "business." This is of course a human construct, a business isn't conscious, it's an abstract idea. This and this and this, belongs to this business, that is capital, these people work for this business, they are labour, both are secondary (and disposable if necessary) to the function of making "profit."

Some people are lucky or savvy enough to get people to give them pieces of paper for doing things they DO like to do, and these people can then go on to spend those pieces of paper on forcing people to do things that they don't want to do so that they can spend more time doing things they do like doing AND getting pieces of paper for doing them.

And who ends up doing most of the things we don't like doing? Starving for example? The very people who produce everything that allows us to do the things we DO like doing. Eating is one them, isn't it ironic?

No wonder they say that money is the root of all evil.

The Fear

I suppose the fear is of finding out, that despite your best intentions, everything you've ever done has been motivated by self-interest.

Sivan:   Really? My fear was always finding out that, regardless of motivations, everything I've ever done was in someone else's interest.

Pics

This is a compilation of some pictures of my self that I actually like, nothing new or anything + a lot of you will have seen them all. The reason I'm putting them here is because sometimes someone on the interweb will ask me for pics and I'd rather just give one link then send several pictures.



"The New Me"


The Sun Shines From Behind Me


I Look Rather Remote Here


I'm not as tough as I look in this picture:


I'm Up High... take that how you will


I like getting closer to nature


The Technical Axe Man:


Yes, It's a C chord... Learn it well for it may save your life...


I Look Like Jebus


Halloween 2004, I was a real bitch! My boobs were well big but you can't really see in this pic


The Passion of the Christ


Trust me, I'm a doctor ^.~


Yes, It's my eye


Look! I have short hair! What a goth freak, lets cross the road to avoid him...


This is possibly the best pic of me ever taken:


That is all, thanks for looking.

Some Laughs

(26/11/05)
Bx: wot u up 2?
antz: being confused
Bx: so it aint jst me?
antz: no, absolutely not
antz: being confused is practically my occupation these days

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Bx: can u do maths by ne chance?
antz: a bit
Bx: help
antz: whats the problem?

*snicker, snicker*

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Cara: what would you rather do or go fishing?
Me: hmmm... what would I rather do or go fishing...
Me: I choose fishing
Me: just coz I don't really understand what the other option means

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Sivan: boo
Me: I was just going to say hi to you
Sivan: guess i beat you, huh?
Me: guess so
Me: but
Me: I'm going to inform the appropriate authorities
Me: and they are going to arrest you
Me: as a consequence of your tendancy towards domestic violence
Sivan: damnit
Sivan: tattletale

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Me: someone was talking about driving and how it gets them from A to B and I was saying that if I was at A, my home, my only concern was that B, the local pub, was in walking distance
Me: and she's like "what if it's cold?"
Me: and I'm like "well then I walk as briskly as possible and make it a double when I get there"

Tales from the Time Loop

The only way to break the time loop is to take a different choice from the one you usually take. It is so tempting to play it safe and make the same decision as always because you know the outcome deep down and it feels familiar (however undesireable.)
Taking a risk, going out on a limb... the outcome is unclear, it isn't part of your reality and thats scary, but it's better then facing the same situations over and over again in your life... isn't it?
I think I'll find that a whole lot of other things will change if I snub the time loop in this particular instance... and although I'm scared I have a feeling it may be for the better... fuck it! I'm going to take the risk!

She...

She's always there for me,
She cheers me up whenever I'm in a bad mood,
She'd never cheat on me or break my heart,
She never lies or goes in a huff,
I can hang out with her for as long as I want and she never gets bored or tired of me at all...
...And if I don't feel in the mood to hang out with her she's not so clingy that she'd take it personally or get upset...

She is, of course, my piano :)

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See Also:  A Musical Poem

Maniacally In Love

some bits n bobs:


Deb:
i feel like starting arguements
it needs to be someone of lower intelligence

Moi:
Pick on someone your own IQ!

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Me: I never killed nobody
Me: you can't prove nothin
Cara: i found the body
Cara: guess i shoulda told you i was an undercover cop
Me: oh, you gonna put me under a rest... officer?
Cara: i have handcuffs ;-)
Me: oh, you gonna cuff me?
Me: and then what, huh?
Cara: cuff you and kiss you
Cara: im not very good at my job
Cara: can you tell?
Me: killed a man and I get a kiss
Me: I can feel a genocide coming on


Cara: lustfully
Cara: good word
Me: better then "hornily*
Cara: thats true
Me: although lustful kissing would soon make way for horny kissing
Cara: isnt it just the same?
Me: I think it's a bit more like... only sexually directed
Me: well not quite in those words
Me: it's a bit more raw
Cara: whereas lustful is more sorta
Cara: NOT just wanting in pants
Cara: just...wanting
Me: an extreme version of desire
Me: I desire
Me: your kisses
Cara: extremely?
Me: extremely!
Cara: lustfully
Me: I lust for your kiss

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Amy 00:06:07 20-11-2005
Wooo...im quite drunk but im bak home now =) im jus wunderin, wots ur last name? I no i told u mine but i dnt no urz. Thats terrible lol =)
Me 00:xx:xx 20-11-2005
Think i'll leave u guessin till Monday, lol, Hint: it's not Rumpelstiltskin!
Amy 00:33:49 20-11-2005
Oh cum on =) i wont 4get =) im not that drunk lol! If i ask nicely, wud u tell me?
Me 00:35:56 20-11-2005
Ok then, I admit, it actually *IS* Rumpelstiltskin
Amy 00:37:08 20-11-2005
Dnt joke lol. I wana no =)
Me 00:38:24 20-11-2005
Hehe this is fun ^.^
Amy 00:39:45 20-11-2005
=( cum on, please tell me? C i askt nicely =)
Me 00:41:39 20-11-2005
I better get a *REALLY* big kiss for this...
Amy 00:43:01 20-11-2005
Of course *giggles*
Me 00:44:59 20-11-2005
My Surname is... Da-dada-da *drum roll* Sammeroff


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Me: sometimes I feel like a cetain book, or film, or meeting a certain person comes at EXACTLY the right time in my life
BDN: hmm
Me: maybe my subconscious drew it to me
BDN: i know what you mean
BDN: if i had never got a myspace account i never would have met alex, my friend from iceland, who is a big bodom fan, like myself
Me: do you like him more then me :'( *sob*
BDN: and if i had never read that issue of kerrang, i would never have got the idea to download some bathory, which would never have led to me buying their album, which would never have led to me discovering the most moving song of my life
Me: basically you are saying
Me: every action has a reaction
Me: cause and effect
BDN: i suppose so
BDN: seen butterfly effect?
Me: no fraid not
BDN: its about exactly that
BDN: cause and effect
Me: it would be cool if your could do some causes without their effects
Me: like smoke n not get cancer
BDN: you can
Me: or punch som1 in the face and not get totalled
BDN: lol
BDN: or drink 22 and a half bottles of beer and not get drunk... oh wait my mate did that
BDN: believe it or not
Me: hey no way
BDN: for real
Me: getting drunk from drinking is one effect I like probably more then the cause


BDN: but hes a behemoth, hes gotten drunk twice since ive known him
BDN: about a year
BDN: and we drink nearly every weekend
BDN: its not that he wont, he CANT
BDN: hes too big lol
Me: is he? oh, I didn't realise you two were intimate


Me: night night
BDN: sleep tight
BDN: watch the bed bugs dont miraculously mutate into huge vicious beasts and devour you as you sleep, leaving only gallons of blood and a few chunks of flesh to identify you by
Me: ok

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Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: u know wot
Me: wot?
Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: i fancy u lol

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†MHP says:
I pulled a random which was pretty funny
†MHP says:
she was standing beside me at the front
†MHP says:
and she SUCKED
†MHP says:
she SUCKED my tongue!
Deb says:
lol
†MHP says:
it was weird!
†MHP says:
I've never had ne one kiss like that
†MHP says:
WTF was that all about
Deb says:
:/
Deb says:
maybe she was trying to show you her sucking skills?
†MHP says:
I should have sucked back... like a tug of war!
Deb says:
lol

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...Courtney Love is just like the girl next door...

... if you happen to live next door to a methodone clinic

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†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
hey you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I was just thinking of you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
while I was making my sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
or eating it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I can't quite remember what stage I was at
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I might have just finished it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
but whatever it was I was doing relating to the sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
it involved thinking of you

August 2005 Funny Stuff

Ben - "Now that all that pedanticism is behind us..."
Ant - "Dude, the word is 'pedantry'"

"to me flirting is not a means to an end, it's an end in itself"

Kaye: how old r u again?
Ant: what?
Kaye: how old r u
Ant: about 10 o clock
Kaye: stop it, how old r u
Ant: I'm not sure if I can this weekend, sorry

Amanda: ur my jerkfuck baby :)
Antony: prove it
Amanda: u cant prove jerkfuck lol
Amanda: it's just a way of being lol
Antony: wise man say: if you are truly a jerkfuck you need no proof, it is simply known

Ant: ohhhh come to Scotland and see the Loch Ness Monster
Omar: is that what they're calling your girlfriend these days?
Ant: I don't have a girlfriend :-(
Omar: aw... i'm sure its not your fault, maybe your just ugly



I just remembered this incident from a few days ago:
Mum: Why don't you go and do some work in Africa?
Antony: Because I don't want AIDS

I'm so PC

"The Misunderstood Magician" by Omar Karmally

i saw a man pull a bunny out of his hat
he called it magic
i saw him cut a woman in half
he called it magic
i went home and cut a bunny in half
i'm just a misunderstood magician
- psychOmar (the comical genius) 

Guy: you look so different to how i expected dude
Me: in what way dude?
Guy: i expected you to look like average joe
Guy: you look like some metal god lol
Me: HAHAHA thanks man thats about the best compliment I've had

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Ok, I got 8 items in from Amazon including 11 books, that means I've got another 4 odd coming, here's waht people had to say when I told them that twelve books I'd ordered is "more then they'd read in their life." :

- probably is actually
- haha true :(
- Uh huh. I doubt it
- hehe rpobly
- oh shut up i've read more than 12
- fuck u tony
- is it fuck
- so what makes u reckon i've not read 12 books?
- yea of course it is 

Meet Some Of My Alter Egos

The Dazed Sound Weaver:


The Technical Axe Man:


The Stoned Deciple:


The Metal Animal:


The Unexpecting Pantless Wonder:


Pretentious? Moi?

Hunting Wolves (a dwarf song)

Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Horrid, Ugly, Grunting Wolves

And when an evil wolf I see
I'll cleave and cut, destroying he
My sturdy axe I'll wield with glee
And sing my melee melody

Howling Wolves, Howling Wolves
Angry, Snarling, Growling Wolves

And when an evil wolf I hear
I'll slash and slice, let out a cheer
Let ne'er a wolf Grundi not fear
If e'er an evil wolf I hear

Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
I hate those horrid grunting wolves

And when an evil wolf I see
I'll hack and hew and hash with glee
A Dwarven Hero I shall be
And sing my melee melody

Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves

Subj: Antony! What!? Im honoured to even know your name!
Date: 17/08/2005 21:18:30 GMT Standard Time
From: Jefferson Moses
To: IDiedAtLakeBodom


THAT SONG IS SO AWESOME!
ANTONY, YOU ARE A LYRICAL GENIUS!
MY GOD, LOOKS AND BRAINS! JEEZUS, AREN'T WE A LUCKY BOY!?

hey, can you tell i love the song?

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

they'll use it as an excuse to invade Iran and pass their fascistic "anti-terrorist" laws

Antony: I hope you're well
Romy: yes yes
Romy: interesting day
Romy: so any terrorist attacks in glasgow?
Antony: nope, not yet but here's hoping
Romy: lol, thats a terrible thing to say
Antony: I know, Terrorble
Romy: lol

----> <----

Sofie: one of my m8s mums wos killed thou
l8r->
Sofie: i can see why they did it yeh
Sofie: we've killed loads of their kids

----> <----

30,000 a day in Africa and they're talking about 38 on the news.
I don't see the difference between a bomb in London and one in Iraq, it's still someone's friends mum who dies.


later on 29th:

troops out

According to the BBC: "Iraq PM urges 'speedy' US pullout"

" ...but Bush has blue balls "


(Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4720083.stm)

The Spooky Question

Do you think that if what happens after people die was the most horrible thing they can possibly imagine (hell basically), regardless of their actions in life, and everyone was aware that that was the case...
...would they still do good things?

June 2005 Laughs "I believe in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist"

†● LïŋО ●† says:
i'm so happy, i was randomly looking at some CPL gig photos and I found one of me and keeny at the front of the FF crowd at the carling academy!!

†● LïŋО ●† says:
i cant believe i found it

†MHP says:
oh no! now they'll have photographic evidence of you liking Fear Factory for the rest of your life!!

†● LïŋО ●† says:
-_-

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"Why are you reffering to yourself as Awesomeo?"
"Awesomeo refers to himself as Awesomeo, because, he is pretty Awesome"



Omar: i'm kinda high-maintanance
Me: the only maintenance you need is a slap 

Antony:
"Timeline:
>>> Trigger Happy Goes Back In Time And Locks Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog In Box
>>> Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog Sits In Box Bored, Thinking Of Things To Do When He Gets Out
>>> Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog Comes Up With Crazy Frog
>>> Trigger Happy Goes Back In Time And Locks Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog In Box"



Antony: I beleive in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist
Debby: but rainbows are real
Antony: but I beleive in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist
Debby: RAINBOWS ARE REAL. they are ALL magic
Antony: wow! you're really optimistic!!

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't...