(Act I)
Cara: aging is a terrible thing
Ant: terrible
Cara: lets find the elixir of life
Cara: me and you on an epic adventure
Cara: we could wear my viking helmets
Cara: that would make a well good tv show
Ant: epic eh
Cara: yes!
Ant: as in, like... wow... it could be a three part trilogy !!
Cara: we could have battle metal soundtracks
Cara: yes! like LOTR! ^__^
Ant: NOT LIKE LOTR... Like our own original three part trilogy dammit!!
Act One - This conversation + other background, then we set out
Act Two - We encounter obstacles
Act Three - We encounter a big ass obstacle and prevail, we return home and people rejoice
Cara: this is so cool
Ant: hrm... sounds a bit like every other three part trilogy I suppose
Cara: yeah, but we're in it, so its better!
Ant: true dat
(Act II)
Ant: we rule
Cara: we so do
Ant: it's a scientifically proven fact
Cara: <3
Ant: they have done repeat experiments and each time the results were conclusive
Cara: it's in science books and all, right at the back
Ant: they don't even need to publish it any more because it's so widely accepted that most take it for granted
Cara: :D
(Act III)
*Cara and Ant get old...
...and die*
Saturday, 1 April 2006
Saturday, 28 January 2006
Some funny conversations from previous weeks to cheer me up (and hopefully you alike)
Sivan: what is the symbol for inches?
Antony: """
Sivan: """?
Antony: the two sets of inverted commas on either side were to indicate that what was in between (a pair of inverted commas) was the symbol for inches
Sivan: ever want burritos?
Antony: yes
Sivan: do you want burritos now?
Antony: hrm
Antony: could eat one
Antony: not more
Sivan: can i have the other one?
Antony: ok
Sivan: thankyou
Antony: they're yourse anyway
Sivan: they are?
Antony: well they aint mine, i aint got no boritos
Sivan: nor have i
Antony: whose are the burritos, then?
Antony: hypotheticals boritos
Sivan: they are the hypothetical burritos' burritos
Antony: a burito can't own buritos
Sivan: why not?
Antony: well hypothetical ones can I suppose
Antony: but thats like, burito slavery or something
Sivan: possibly
Antony: hypothetically
Sivan: possibly hypothetically
Cara: your hair rules
Antony: it gets pretty unruly actually
Antony: oi, stop being such a grubby little pessimist
Cara: heh
Cara: i'll always be a pessimist.
Antony: thats very pessimistic of you
Internet Girl: im into stuff that takes ur mind off reality
Antony: like crack
All About King Kong:
Antony: I don't really fancy it
Antony: and now that I've heard it's 4 HOURS LONG I fancy it even less
Internet guy: apparently theres very little dialogue, which i cant say is surprising
Antony: thats four hours I'll never see again
Internet guy: 4 hours?! fuck that
Antony: who wants to see a four hour long movie
Antony: I mean how can they even do 4 hours on king kong?
- the origins of king kong
- king kong comes to city
- king kong breaks some stuff
- king kong climbs up a skyscraper with lady in his hand
- king kong gets done in
- happy ending
Sivan: the anarchists would like this, i think
Antony: and liberals
Antony: but liberals are all talk and no action
Sivan: i'm just saying you might like to talk to them; they do a swapshop every year, 's when they act most to get people involved
Antony: they say this and that, "oh I'm a doctor, I'm a good person, I vote labour not conservative"
Sivan: haha, well, that's what liberals are like
Sivan: have you got a better alternative?
Antony: a better alternative than what?
Sivan: being liberal?
Antony: I have lots of alternatives, I'm listing them in a book
Sivan: ...that's gotta be one of the cutest things i've ever heard you say, you know
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Antony: """
Sivan: """?
Antony: the two sets of inverted commas on either side were to indicate that what was in between (a pair of inverted commas) was the symbol for inches
Sivan: ever want burritos?
Antony: yes
Sivan: do you want burritos now?
Antony: hrm
Antony: could eat one
Antony: not more
Sivan: can i have the other one?
Antony: ok
Sivan: thankyou
Antony: they're yourse anyway
Sivan: they are?
Antony: well they aint mine, i aint got no boritos
Sivan: nor have i
Antony: whose are the burritos, then?
Antony: hypotheticals boritos
Sivan: they are the hypothetical burritos' burritos
Antony: a burito can't own buritos
Sivan: why not?
Antony: well hypothetical ones can I suppose
Antony: but thats like, burito slavery or something
Sivan: possibly
Antony: hypothetically
Sivan: possibly hypothetically
Cara: your hair rules
Antony: it gets pretty unruly actually
Antony: oi, stop being such a grubby little pessimist
Cara: heh
Cara: i'll always be a pessimist.
Antony: thats very pessimistic of you
Internet Girl: im into stuff that takes ur mind off reality
Antony: like crack
All About King Kong:
Antony: I don't really fancy it
Antony: and now that I've heard it's 4 HOURS LONG I fancy it even less
Internet guy: apparently theres very little dialogue, which i cant say is surprising
Antony: thats four hours I'll never see again
Internet guy: 4 hours?! fuck that
Antony: who wants to see a four hour long movie
Antony: I mean how can they even do 4 hours on king kong?
- the origins of king kong
- king kong comes to city
- king kong breaks some stuff
- king kong climbs up a skyscraper with lady in his hand
- king kong gets done in
- happy ending
Sivan: the anarchists would like this, i think
Antony: and liberals
Antony: but liberals are all talk and no action
Sivan: i'm just saying you might like to talk to them; they do a swapshop every year, 's when they act most to get people involved
Antony: they say this and that, "oh I'm a doctor, I'm a good person, I vote labour not conservative"
Sivan: haha, well, that's what liberals are like
Sivan: have you got a better alternative?
Antony: a better alternative than what?
Sivan: being liberal?
Antony: I have lots of alternatives, I'm listing them in a book
Sivan: ...that's gotta be one of the cutest things i've ever heard you say, you know
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Antony: right now I'm more interested in a snuggle than sex
Dave that guy: dude
Dave that guy: do not talk absolute bollocks plz !!! when a woman comes along and uve not had it in yonkies years, all u think about is pantys doooon plz
Dave that guy: dude
Dave that guy: do not talk absolute bollocks plz !!! when a woman comes along and uve not had it in yonkies years, all u think about is pantys doooon plz
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The Dark Secrets Of Chainology
Kit: you should create a religon
Ant: hrmmmm can't be bothered with the effort
Kit:but it would be a cool religon, like chainology
Ant: but it would take sooooo long
Kit:but it would be totally awesome and you'd be a millionare if it was a cult
Ant: you can form it for me
Kit: okay. one day when the moon has exploded, and we're all out floating around in space, ill invent chainology in your name and track you down
Kit: that would be awesome, it would be the firat human religon to be made in space
Ant: here, I have got a cool idea
Ant: we can tell everyone that we brought Chainology back from far in the future when scientists have proven for a fact what the one true religion is, and everyone accepts it without dispute, because it is self-evident....
.....and that one true religion is..... Chainology!!!
Kit: damn, that is so fucking genius.
Ant: GENIUS
Kit: hell yeah
Ant: hrmmmm can't be bothered with the effort
Kit:but it would be a cool religon, like chainology
Ant: but it would take sooooo long
Kit:but it would be totally awesome and you'd be a millionare if it was a cult
Ant: you can form it for me
Kit: okay. one day when the moon has exploded, and we're all out floating around in space, ill invent chainology in your name and track you down
Kit: that would be awesome, it would be the firat human religon to be made in space
Ant: here, I have got a cool idea
Ant: we can tell everyone that we brought Chainology back from far in the future when scientists have proven for a fact what the one true religion is, and everyone accepts it without dispute, because it is self-evident....
.....and that one true religion is..... Chainology!!!
Kit: damn, that is so fucking genius.
Ant: GENIUS
Kit: hell yeah
Tuesday, 27 December 2005
Similar But Not The Same
What I feel feels sanded down,
Like the 'sorries' thrown around,
Non-commital, void and null,
Vacant, colourless and dull
Disjointed, numb and sorry sighs,
Surreal and loose-limbed lullabies
Eminate in muffled haze
And part in misty, morning rays
As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts of praise
And although it may seem insane,
It's similar, but not the same!
What I feel feels so dumbed down
Like 'I love yous' thrown around,
Lacking in a truth so pure,
Sordid, crass and insecure
Disjointed, numb and sorry sighs,
Forlorn, lacklusture, lonely cries
Eminate in muffled haze
And die in darkened morning shade
As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts of praise
And although it may seem insane,
It's similar, but not the same!
If I'm unique in my kindness,
...I really can't see how...
'Coz in this sorry, selfish state...
...I seem to be drowned out
As I age, my virtue fades
Into routine acts and praise
Now and then I feel the strain,
It's similar, but not the same...
...Now and then I feel the pain,
I'm similar, but not the same.
Monday, 12 December 2005
A Psychotic Delusion
If 'sane' is accepting the consensus reality and 'insane' is denying it then a psychotic delusion is no less real to the person experiencing it then anything else they experience.
Imagine you've never heard a cow 'mooing' (those of you who haven't don't need to imagine.)
You still know that cows 'moo' because other people have told you. It is genereally accepted.
Imagine you then go out into the countryside and hear cows go 'baa.' Your opinion changes you think that cows, or at least the cows you heard, go 'baa.' To everyone else you are insane, particularly to those who heard the same cows go 'moo,' but your experience of the cows going 'baa' was as vivid as any other experience. Who is to say it wasn't 'real'?
Imagine you've never heard a cow 'mooing' (those of you who haven't don't need to imagine.)
You still know that cows 'moo' because other people have told you. It is genereally accepted.
Imagine you then go out into the countryside and hear cows go 'baa.' Your opinion changes you think that cows, or at least the cows you heard, go 'baa.' To everyone else you are insane, particularly to those who heard the same cows go 'moo,' but your experience of the cows going 'baa' was as vivid as any other experience. Who is to say it wasn't 'real'?
Sunday, 11 December 2005
Money
Isn't money is the most loathesome creation humans have ever invented?
Money is essentially a currency in things people don't want to do.
A job is doing things you dont want to do for pieces of paper that you can then use to entice other people into doing things they dont want to do for your benefit. Most of the pieces of paper your job generates goes to your employer, a "business." This is of course a human construct, a business isn't conscious, it's an abstract idea. This and this and this, belongs to this business, that is capital, these people work for this business, they are labour, both are secondary (and disposable if necessary) to the function of making "profit."
Some people are lucky or savvy enough to get people to give them pieces of paper for doing things they DO like to do, and these people can then go on to spend those pieces of paper on forcing people to do things that they don't want to do so that they can spend more time doing things they do like doing AND getting pieces of paper for doing them.
And who ends up doing most of the things we don't like doing? Starving for example? The very people who produce everything that allows us to do the things we DO like doing. Eating is one them, isn't it ironic?
No wonder they say that money is the root of all evil.
Money is essentially a currency in things people don't want to do.
A job is doing things you dont want to do for pieces of paper that you can then use to entice other people into doing things they dont want to do for your benefit. Most of the pieces of paper your job generates goes to your employer, a "business." This is of course a human construct, a business isn't conscious, it's an abstract idea. This and this and this, belongs to this business, that is capital, these people work for this business, they are labour, both are secondary (and disposable if necessary) to the function of making "profit."
Some people are lucky or savvy enough to get people to give them pieces of paper for doing things they DO like to do, and these people can then go on to spend those pieces of paper on forcing people to do things that they don't want to do so that they can spend more time doing things they do like doing AND getting pieces of paper for doing them.
And who ends up doing most of the things we don't like doing? Starving for example? The very people who produce everything that allows us to do the things we DO like doing. Eating is one them, isn't it ironic?
No wonder they say that money is the root of all evil.
Saturday, 10 December 2005
The Fear
I suppose the fear is of finding out, that despite your best intentions, everything you've ever done has been motivated by self-interest.
Sivan: Really? My fear was always finding out that, regardless of motivations, everything I've ever done was in someone else's interest.
Friday, 9 December 2005
Pics
This is a compilation of some pictures of my self that I actually like, nothing new or anything + a lot of you will have seen them all. The reason I'm putting them here is because sometimes someone on the interweb will ask me for pics and I'd rather just give one link then send several pictures.
"The New Me"
The Sun Shines From Behind Me
I Look Rather Remote Here
I'm not as tough as I look in this picture:
I'm Up High... take that how you will
I like getting closer to nature
The Technical Axe Man:
Yes, It's a C chord... Learn it well for it may save your life...
I Look Like Jebus
Halloween 2004, I was a real bitch! My boobs were well big but you can't really see in this pic
The Passion of the Christ
Trust me, I'm a doctor ^.~
Yes, It's my eye
Look! I have short hair! What a goth freak, lets cross the road to avoid him...
This is possibly the best pic of me ever taken:
That is all, thanks for looking.
"The New Me"
The Sun Shines From Behind Me
I Look Rather Remote Here
I'm not as tough as I look in this picture:
I'm Up High... take that how you will
I like getting closer to nature
The Technical Axe Man:
Yes, It's a C chord... Learn it well for it may save your life...
I Look Like Jebus
Halloween 2004, I was a real bitch! My boobs were well big but you can't really see in this pic
The Passion of the Christ
Trust me, I'm a doctor ^.~
Yes, It's my eye
Look! I have short hair! What a goth freak, lets cross the road to avoid him...
This is possibly the best pic of me ever taken:
That is all, thanks for looking.
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