(26/11/05)
Bx: wot u up 2?
antz: being confused
Bx: so it aint jst me?
antz: no, absolutely not
antz: being confused is practically my occupation these days
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Bx: can u do maths by ne chance?
antz: a bit
Bx: help
antz: whats the problem?
*snicker, snicker*
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Cara: what would you rather do or go fishing?
Me: hmmm... what would I rather do or go fishing...
Me: I choose fishing
Me: just coz I don't really understand what the other option means
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Sivan: boo
Me: I was just going to say hi to you
Sivan: guess i beat you, huh?
Me: guess so
Me: but
Me: I'm going to inform the appropriate authorities
Me: and they are going to arrest you
Me: as a consequence of your tendancy towards domestic violence
Sivan: damnit
Sivan: tattletale
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Me: someone was talking about driving and how it gets them from A to B and I was saying that if I was at A, my home, my only concern was that B, the local pub, was in walking distance
Me: and she's like "what if it's cold?"
Me: and I'm like "well then I walk as briskly as possible and make it a double when I get there"
Saturday, 26 November 2005
Wednesday, 23 November 2005
Tales from the Time Loop
The only way to break the time loop is to take a different choice from the one you usually take. It is so tempting to play it safe and make the same decision as always because you know the outcome deep down and it feels familiar (however undesireable.)
Taking a risk, going out on a limb... the outcome is unclear, it isn't part of your reality and thats scary, but it's better then facing the same situations over and over again in your life... isn't it?
I think I'll find that a whole lot of other things will change if I snub the time loop in this particular instance... and although I'm scared I have a feeling it may be for the better... fuck it! I'm going to take the risk!
Taking a risk, going out on a limb... the outcome is unclear, it isn't part of your reality and thats scary, but it's better then facing the same situations over and over again in your life... isn't it?
I think I'll find that a whole lot of other things will change if I snub the time loop in this particular instance... and although I'm scared I have a feeling it may be for the better... fuck it! I'm going to take the risk!
Saturday, 24 September 2005
She...
She's always there for me,
She cheers me up whenever I'm in a bad mood,
She'd never cheat on me or break my heart,
She never lies or goes in a huff,
I can hang out with her for as long as I want and she never gets bored or tired of me at all...
...And if I don't feel in the mood to hang out with her she's not so clingy that she'd take it personally or get upset...
She is, of course, my piano :)
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See Also: A Musical Poem
She cheers me up whenever I'm in a bad mood,
She'd never cheat on me or break my heart,
She never lies or goes in a huff,
I can hang out with her for as long as I want and she never gets bored or tired of me at all...
...And if I don't feel in the mood to hang out with her she's not so clingy that she'd take it personally or get upset...
She is, of course, my piano :)
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See Also: A Musical Poem
Saturday, 3 September 2005
Maniacally In Love
some bits n bobs:
Deb:
i feel like starting arguements
it needs to be someone of lower intelligence
Moi:
Pick on someone your own IQ!
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Me: I never killed nobody
Me: you can't prove nothin
Cara: i found the body
Cara: guess i shoulda told you i was an undercover cop
Me: oh, you gonna put me under a rest... officer?
Cara: i have handcuffs ;-)
Me: oh, you gonna cuff me?
Me: and then what, huh?
Cara: cuff you and kiss you
Cara: im not very good at my job
Cara: can you tell?
Me: killed a man and I get a kiss
Me: I can feel a genocide coming on
Cara: lustfully
Cara: good word
Me: better then "hornily*
Cara: thats true
Me: although lustful kissing would soon make way for horny kissing
Cara: isnt it just the same?
Me: I think it's a bit more like... only sexually directed
Me: well not quite in those words
Me: it's a bit more raw
Cara: whereas lustful is more sorta
Cara: NOT just wanting in pants
Cara: just...wanting
Me: an extreme version of desire
Me: I desire
Me: your kisses
Cara: extremely?
Me: extremely!
Cara: lustfully
Me: I lust for your kiss
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Amy 00:06:07 20-11-2005
Wooo...im quite drunk but im bak home now =) im jus wunderin, wots ur last name? I no i told u mine but i dnt no urz. Thats terrible lol =)
Me 00:xx:xx 20-11-2005
Think i'll leave u guessin till Monday, lol, Hint: it's not Rumpelstiltskin!
Amy 00:33:49 20-11-2005
Oh cum on =) i wont 4get =) im not that drunk lol! If i ask nicely, wud u tell me?
Me 00:35:56 20-11-2005
Ok then, I admit, it actually *IS* Rumpelstiltskin
Amy 00:37:08 20-11-2005
Dnt joke lol. I wana no =)
Me 00:38:24 20-11-2005
Hehe this is fun ^.^
Amy 00:39:45 20-11-2005
=( cum on, please tell me? C i askt nicely =)
Me 00:41:39 20-11-2005
I better get a *REALLY* big kiss for this...
Amy 00:43:01 20-11-2005
Of course *giggles*
Me 00:44:59 20-11-2005
My Surname is... Da-dada-da *drum roll* Sammeroff
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Me: sometimes I feel like a cetain book, or film, or meeting a certain person comes at EXACTLY the right time in my life
BDN: hmm
Me: maybe my subconscious drew it to me
BDN: i know what you mean
BDN: if i had never got a myspace account i never would have met alex, my friend from iceland, who is a big bodom fan, like myself
Me: do you like him more then me :'( *sob*
BDN: and if i had never read that issue of kerrang, i would never have got the idea to download some bathory, which would never have led to me buying their album, which would never have led to me discovering the most moving song of my life
Me: basically you are saying
Me: every action has a reaction
Me: cause and effect
BDN: i suppose so
BDN: seen butterfly effect?
Me: no fraid not
BDN: its about exactly that
BDN: cause and effect
Me: it would be cool if your could do some causes without their effects
Me: like smoke n not get cancer
BDN: you can
Me: or punch som1 in the face and not get totalled
BDN: lol
BDN: or drink 22 and a half bottles of beer and not get drunk... oh wait my mate did that
BDN: believe it or not
Me: hey no way
BDN: for real
Me: getting drunk from drinking is one effect I like probably more then the cause
BDN: but hes a behemoth, hes gotten drunk twice since ive known him
BDN: about a year
BDN: and we drink nearly every weekend
BDN: its not that he wont, he CANT
BDN: hes too big lol
Me: is he? oh, I didn't realise you two were intimate
Me: night night
BDN: sleep tight
BDN: watch the bed bugs dont miraculously mutate into huge vicious beasts and devour you as you sleep, leaving only gallons of blood and a few chunks of flesh to identify you by
Me: ok
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Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: u know wot
Me: wot?
Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: i fancy u lol
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†MHP says:
I pulled a random which was pretty funny
†MHP says:
she was standing beside me at the front
†MHP says:
and she SUCKED
†MHP says:
she SUCKED my tongue!
Deb says:
lol
†MHP says:
it was weird!
†MHP says:
I've never had ne one kiss like that
†MHP says:
WTF was that all about
Deb says:
:/
Deb says:
maybe she was trying to show you her sucking skills?
†MHP says:
I should have sucked back... like a tug of war!
Deb says:
lol
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Deb:
i feel like starting arguements
it needs to be someone of lower intelligence
Moi:
Pick on someone your own IQ!
----------
Me: I never killed nobody
Me: you can't prove nothin
Cara: i found the body
Cara: guess i shoulda told you i was an undercover cop
Me: oh, you gonna put me under a rest... officer?
Cara: i have handcuffs ;-)
Me: oh, you gonna cuff me?
Me: and then what, huh?
Cara: cuff you and kiss you
Cara: im not very good at my job
Cara: can you tell?
Me: killed a man and I get a kiss
Me: I can feel a genocide coming on
Cara: lustfully
Cara: good word
Me: better then "hornily*
Cara: thats true
Me: although lustful kissing would soon make way for horny kissing
Cara: isnt it just the same?
Me: I think it's a bit more like... only sexually directed
Me: well not quite in those words
Me: it's a bit more raw
Cara: whereas lustful is more sorta
Cara: NOT just wanting in pants
Cara: just...wanting
Me: an extreme version of desire
Me: I desire
Me: your kisses
Cara: extremely?
Me: extremely!
Cara: lustfully
Me: I lust for your kiss
----------
Amy 00:06:07 20-11-2005
Wooo...im quite drunk but im bak home now =) im jus wunderin, wots ur last name? I no i told u mine but i dnt no urz. Thats terrible lol =)
Me 00:xx:xx 20-11-2005
Think i'll leave u guessin till Monday, lol, Hint: it's not Rumpelstiltskin!
Amy 00:33:49 20-11-2005
Oh cum on =) i wont 4get =) im not that drunk lol! If i ask nicely, wud u tell me?
Me 00:35:56 20-11-2005
Ok then, I admit, it actually *IS* Rumpelstiltskin
Amy 00:37:08 20-11-2005
Dnt joke lol. I wana no =)
Me 00:38:24 20-11-2005
Hehe this is fun ^.^
Amy 00:39:45 20-11-2005
=( cum on, please tell me? C i askt nicely =)
Me 00:41:39 20-11-2005
I better get a *REALLY* big kiss for this...
Amy 00:43:01 20-11-2005
Of course *giggles*
Me 00:44:59 20-11-2005
My Surname is... Da-dada-da *drum roll* Sammeroff
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Me: sometimes I feel like a cetain book, or film, or meeting a certain person comes at EXACTLY the right time in my life
BDN: hmm
Me: maybe my subconscious drew it to me
BDN: i know what you mean
BDN: if i had never got a myspace account i never would have met alex, my friend from iceland, who is a big bodom fan, like myself
Me: do you like him more then me :'( *sob*
BDN: and if i had never read that issue of kerrang, i would never have got the idea to download some bathory, which would never have led to me buying their album, which would never have led to me discovering the most moving song of my life
Me: basically you are saying
Me: every action has a reaction
Me: cause and effect
BDN: i suppose so
BDN: seen butterfly effect?
Me: no fraid not
BDN: its about exactly that
BDN: cause and effect
Me: it would be cool if your could do some causes without their effects
Me: like smoke n not get cancer
BDN: you can
Me: or punch som1 in the face and not get totalled
BDN: lol
BDN: or drink 22 and a half bottles of beer and not get drunk... oh wait my mate did that
BDN: believe it or not
Me: hey no way
BDN: for real
Me: getting drunk from drinking is one effect I like probably more then the cause
BDN: but hes a behemoth, hes gotten drunk twice since ive known him
BDN: about a year
BDN: and we drink nearly every weekend
BDN: its not that he wont, he CANT
BDN: hes too big lol
Me: is he? oh, I didn't realise you two were intimate
Me: night night
BDN: sleep tight
BDN: watch the bed bugs dont miraculously mutate into huge vicious beasts and devour you as you sleep, leaving only gallons of blood and a few chunks of flesh to identify you by
Me: ok
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Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: u know wot
Me: wot?
Random AOL Girl I Was Chatting To: i fancy u lol
-----
†MHP says:
I pulled a random which was pretty funny
†MHP says:
she was standing beside me at the front
†MHP says:
and she SUCKED
†MHP says:
she SUCKED my tongue!
Deb says:
lol
†MHP says:
it was weird!
†MHP says:
I've never had ne one kiss like that
†MHP says:
WTF was that all about
Deb says:
:/
Deb says:
maybe she was trying to show you her sucking skills?
†MHP says:
I should have sucked back... like a tug of war!
Deb says:
lol
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...Courtney Love is just like the girl next door...
... if you happen to live next door to a methodone clinic-----
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
hey you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I was just thinking of you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
while I was making my sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
or eating it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I can't quite remember what stage I was at
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I might have just finished it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
but whatever it was I was doing relating to the sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
it involved thinking of you
hey you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I was just thinking of you
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
while I was making my sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
or eating it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I can't quite remember what stage I was at
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
I might have just finished it
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
but whatever it was I was doing relating to the sandwich
†MHP [ control your own reality ] says:
it involved thinking of you
Friday, 26 August 2005
August 2005 Funny Stuff
Ben - "Now that all that pedanticism is behind us..."
Ant - "Dude, the word is 'pedantry'"
"to me flirting is not a means to an end, it's an end in itself"
Kaye: how old r u again?
Ant: what?
Kaye: how old r u
Ant: about 10 o clock
Kaye: stop it, how old r u
Ant: I'm not sure if I can this weekend, sorry
Amanda: ur my jerkfuck baby :)
Antony: prove it
Amanda: u cant prove jerkfuck lol
Amanda: it's just a way of being lol
Antony: wise man say: if you are truly a jerkfuck you need no proof, it is simply known
Ant: ohhhh come to Scotland and see the Loch Ness Monster
Omar: is that what they're calling your girlfriend these days?
Ant: I don't have a girlfriend :-(
Omar: aw... i'm sure its not your fault, maybe your just ugly
I just remembered this incident from a few days ago:
Mum: Why don't you go and do some work in Africa?
Antony: Because I don't want AIDS
I'm so PC
Ant - "Dude, the word is 'pedantry'"
"to me flirting is not a means to an end, it's an end in itself"
Kaye: how old r u again?
Ant: what?
Kaye: how old r u
Ant: about 10 o clock
Kaye: stop it, how old r u
Ant: I'm not sure if I can this weekend, sorry
Amanda: ur my jerkfuck baby :)
Antony: prove it
Amanda: u cant prove jerkfuck lol
Amanda: it's just a way of being lol
Antony: wise man say: if you are truly a jerkfuck you need no proof, it is simply known
Ant: ohhhh come to Scotland and see the Loch Ness Monster
Omar: is that what they're calling your girlfriend these days?
Ant: I don't have a girlfriend :-(
Omar: aw... i'm sure its not your fault, maybe your just ugly
I just remembered this incident from a few days ago:
Mum: Why don't you go and do some work in Africa?
Antony: Because I don't want AIDS
I'm so PC
"The Misunderstood Magician" by Omar Karmally
i saw a man pull a bunny out of his hat
he called it magic
i saw him cut a woman in half
he called it magic
i went home and cut a bunny in half
i'm just a misunderstood magician
- psychOmar (the comical genius)
he called it magic
i saw him cut a woman in half
he called it magic
i went home and cut a bunny in half
i'm just a misunderstood magician
- psychOmar (the comical genius)
Guy: you look so different to how i expected dude
Me: in what way dude?
Guy: i expected you to look like average joe
Guy: you look like some metal god lol
Me: HAHAHA thanks man thats about the best compliment I've had
Me: in what way dude?
Guy: i expected you to look like average joe
Guy: you look like some metal god lol
Me: HAHAHA thanks man thats about the best compliment I've had
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Ok, I got 8 items in from Amazon including 11 books, that means I've got another 4 odd coming, here's waht people had to say when I told them that twelve books I'd ordered is "more then they'd read in their life." :
- probably is actually
- haha true :(
- Uh huh. I doubt it
- hehe rpobly
- oh shut up i've read more than 12
- fuck u tony
- is it fuck
- so what makes u reckon i've not read 12 books?
- yea of course it is
- probably is actually
- haha true :(
- Uh huh. I doubt it
- hehe rpobly
- oh shut up i've read more than 12
- fuck u tony
- is it fuck
- so what makes u reckon i've not read 12 books?
- yea of course it is
Friday, 19 August 2005
Meet Some Of My Alter Egos
Tuesday, 16 August 2005
Hunting Wolves (a dwarf song)
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Horrid, Ugly, Grunting Wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll cleave and cut, destroying he
My sturdy axe I'll wield with glee
And sing my melee melody
Howling Wolves, Howling Wolves
Angry, Snarling, Growling Wolves
And when an evil wolf I hear
I'll slash and slice, let out a cheer
Let ne'er a wolf Grundi not fear
If e'er an evil wolf I hear
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
I hate those horrid grunting wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll hack and hew and hash with glee
A Dwarven Hero I shall be
And sing my melee melody
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Horrid, Ugly, Grunting Wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll cleave and cut, destroying he
My sturdy axe I'll wield with glee
And sing my melee melody
Howling Wolves, Howling Wolves
Angry, Snarling, Growling Wolves
And when an evil wolf I hear
I'll slash and slice, let out a cheer
Let ne'er a wolf Grundi not fear
If e'er an evil wolf I hear
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
I hate those horrid grunting wolves
And when an evil wolf I see
I'll hack and hew and hash with glee
A Dwarven Hero I shall be
And sing my melee melody
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Subj: Antony! What!? Im honoured to even know your name!
Date: 17/08/2005 21:18:30 GMT Standard Time
From: Jefferson Moses
To: IDiedAtLakeBodom
THAT SONG IS SO AWESOME!
ANTONY, YOU ARE A LYRICAL GENIUS!
MY GOD, LOOKS AND BRAINS! JEEZUS, AREN'T WE A LUCKY BOY!?
hey, can you tell i love the song?
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