Thursday 29 July 2004

July 2004 funny(ish) stuff




Fashion is something so ugly it has to be changed every 15 minutes
Funny quotes of the day:
"It's funny, if I went up to most girls and said 'I'd like to have sex with you' they'd slap me, but you think it's sweet"


IDiedAtLakeBodom: im a very nice person!
IDiedAtLakeBodom: a very nice person who happens to like licking nipples!

IDiedAtLakeBodom: awwww
IDiedAtLakeBodom: you hate me
IDiedAtLakeBodom: and my nipples
IDiedAtLakeBodom: and my nipple licking habbits

IDiedAtLakeBodom: im trying to recruit a viking hoarde to take over the universe and lick peoples nipples, wanna join?

IDiedAtLakeBodom: i withdraw my offer of mutual nipple licking

Ultimate Geek Fantasy: Girl in a Star Fleet uniform
phew! only I could have thought of that! I'm such a character!


IDiedAtLakeBodom: you are no longer in my clan of space monguls
xxxxxxxxxxxxx: ur banished from donkey cult
IDiedAtLakeBodom: no way! You can't banish me!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx: lol yes i can
IDiedAtLakeBodom: fine then, I'll form my own donkey cult
xxxxxxxxxxxxx: dont u DARE
IDiedAtLakeBodom: I am, I've done it already
xxxxxxxxxxxxx: doom on u, doom on u
IDiedAtLakeBodom: see, "As of this moment, I declare open the Antony Donkey Cult of Nipple Lickery, Starfleet Uniforms and Space Monguls"
xxxxxxxxxxxxx: NOOOOOOOOOO

don't worry, you're still in my crew of swashbuckling pirates
we're going to sail to the moon!
we will politely sip tea with the martianarians

viking shmiking: A viking dismissed from the conversation



what quirks? list, and the describe in detail my quirks...



Space: The Final Frontier
Today I am wondering what is in the centre of our galaxy, is it some kind of super omega star that all the other starts orbit around?

The other thing I've been wondering is how far away the next closest galaxy is and thats why I have to form a star fleet of intergalactic monkey catchers, the plan is as follows:

Phase 1 -
Invent a way of travelling through space really really fast
Phase 2 -
Build a vehicle capable of long distance space travel
Phase 3 -
Produce a really long measuring tape
Phase 4 -
Use all above technologies to measure the distance from the edge and centre of our galaxy to that of our closest neibour.
Phase 5 -
Catch any monkeys that got loose in the process

I estimate this plan will take 6 or 7 years to complete, but the information aquired will be worth that wait.

16.35:
haven't you read my journal?
it's actually reached peak levels of nonsensical hilarity!

to break hearts
IDiedAtLakeBodom: the reason i had to go was because I was at work
xxxxxxxxxxxxx: and what´s ur job? to break hearts?

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