Saturday 30 April 2005

"death is not what happens after we live, our whole life is our death " Philosophy and Comedy April/May 2005




04/04/2005
 funny how in the hedonsitic quest for hapiness we become what we always abhored 

I went mad for about three and a half days.
I was having all these thoughts, some were profound, some were groundless and some were rediculously paranoid but I didn't have the ability to tell the diffence.
I felt intoxicated when I was completely sober.
I've never knows such insanity. 
have you ever been afraid to tocuh the computer because if you click "shut down" you'll be shutting yourself down, if you click "restart" you'll start life all over again, if you click "stand by" time will pause completely except for you and if you click "cancel" you'll cancel your existence completely?  

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I want to live life the way i want to live, not ought to live
- What are you celebrating?
- Why, the celebration of course!
- What is the reason for the celebration?
- Well, if you need a reason to celebrate... then life is a good a reason as any!
- Whats so good about life?
- The fact that it gives you the opportunity to celebrate!



I'm not afraid to tell you that I need you today (won't you light my way?)
Joanne says:
how do u cope with stress antony

Antony says:
that is an excellent question

Antony says:
I usually ignore whatever it is that is stressing me out and pretend it doesn't exist


Mum: Antony you're missing a great program
Me: What about
Mum: [some guy that can do complex mathematics all in his head]
Me: I so don't care
Mum: He's a genius
Me: So am I
*end of conversation*


they're a better band then any of the bands you like that I don't like



"So am sittin on the bus listinin away to slayer (Angle Of Death)"
Me:
"OH FUCK!! NOT 66.6 DEGREES????"


I always say "Yarrr I'm a pirate" but that doesn't make me one, does it?
Sometimes I wish I was, so,

Once again I turn to the logic of Omar that I refined and personalised:
"hobos are just pirates without boats" -Omar
"musicians are just hobos with guitars" -Omar
Therefor, I am a pirate :D:D:D

Claire: "Your not a hobo!"
Me: "haha some might disagree with you,"
Me: I haven't shaved in ages, I have no full time occupation and I'm a musician without a band..."
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Welcome To "Antony Makes Fun Of People" Todays Contestants: People who use stupid "words"
(that are not real words) - Thankyou Marge

Lets start with "lolol" etc. ad infinitum
GOD THIS PISSES ME OFF
What the fuck is "lolol" supposed to mean? Laughing out loud out loud???
How about "lololol" ? Laughing out loud out loud out loud???
Fuck you! It's irritating!
I know you're not actually laughing out loud and adding more "ol"s to the end doesn't convince me. Just shut the hell up.

"soz" "tomoz" "lolz"
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE "z" FROM??? -Marge Herself
Were you trying to talk to me about Zebras but forgot to press space... and then promptly changed your mind? Because thats the only excuse I can think of for saying these stupid words!
"Soz ebras!!" = "So... Zebras..." etc. <---
"lolz ebras!!" = "lol! Zebras..." etc. <--- both appropriate uses of the misplaced "z"
also observe: "Tomoz ebra, thats what I'm going to call my zebra, he's called 'Tomo Zebra'!"

"sowwie"
Hey cunt, if you're sorry say it like you mean it. FFS.

"huggles"
JESUS CHRIST!
Either give me a Hug OR a Cuddle... don't mix and match!
This word pisses me off probably more then any other one except lololololetc.
Infact I'm going to impose a mandatory 5 minute block on anyone who says it to me on MSN, and don't think of saying it to me just to be funny. Fuck I shouldn't have said anything.

Hey Fionn, this journal entry choc full of hatey goodness or what?

thankyou, goodnight.