Hunting Wolves (a dwarf song)

Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Horrid, Ugly, Grunting Wolves

And when an evil wolf I see
I'll cleave and cut, destroying he
My sturdy axe I'll wield with glee
And sing my melee melody

Howling Wolves, Howling Wolves
Angry, Snarling, Growling Wolves

And when an evil wolf I hear
I'll slash and slice, let out a cheer
Let ne'er a wolf Grundi not fear
If e'er an evil wolf I hear

Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
I hate those horrid grunting wolves

And when an evil wolf I see
I'll hack and hew and hash with glee
A Dwarven Hero I shall be
And sing my melee melody

Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves
Hunting Wolves, Hunting Wolves
Hunting howling, hungry wolves

Subj: Antony! What!? Im honoured to even know your name!
Date: 17/08/2005 21:18:30 GMT Standard Time
From: Jefferson Moses
To: IDiedAtLakeBodom


THAT SONG IS SO AWESOME!
ANTONY, YOU ARE A LYRICAL GENIUS!
MY GOD, LOOKS AND BRAINS! JEEZUS, AREN'T WE A LUCKY BOY!?

hey, can you tell i love the song?

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

they'll use it as an excuse to invade Iran and pass their fascistic "anti-terrorist" laws

Antony: I hope you're well
Romy: yes yes
Romy: interesting day
Romy: so any terrorist attacks in glasgow?
Antony: nope, not yet but here's hoping
Romy: lol, thats a terrible thing to say
Antony: I know, Terrorble
Romy: lol

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Sofie: one of my m8s mums wos killed thou
l8r->
Sofie: i can see why they did it yeh
Sofie: we've killed loads of their kids

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30,000 a day in Africa and they're talking about 38 on the news.
I don't see the difference between a bomb in London and one in Iraq, it's still someone's friends mum who dies.


later on 29th:

troops out

According to the BBC: "Iraq PM urges 'speedy' US pullout"

" ...but Bush has blue balls "


(Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4720083.stm)

The Spooky Question

Do you think that if what happens after people die was the most horrible thing they can possibly imagine (hell basically), regardless of their actions in life, and everyone was aware that that was the case...
...would they still do good things?

June 2005 Laughs "I believe in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist"

†● LïŋО ●† says:
i'm so happy, i was randomly looking at some CPL gig photos and I found one of me and keeny at the front of the FF crowd at the carling academy!!

†● LïŋО ●† says:
i cant believe i found it

†MHP says:
oh no! now they'll have photographic evidence of you liking Fear Factory for the rest of your life!!

†● LïŋО ●† says:
-_-

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"Why are you reffering to yourself as Awesomeo?"
"Awesomeo refers to himself as Awesomeo, because, he is pretty Awesome"



Omar: i'm kinda high-maintanance
Me: the only maintenance you need is a slap 

Antony:
"Timeline:
>>> Trigger Happy Goes Back In Time And Locks Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog In Box
>>> Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog Sits In Box Bored, Thinking Of Things To Do When He Gets Out
>>> Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog Comes Up With Crazy Frog
>>> Trigger Happy Goes Back In Time And Locks Guy Who Invented Crazy Frog In Box"



Antony: I beleive in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist
Debby: but rainbows are real
Antony: but I beleive in magic rainbows because I'm an optimist
Debby: RAINBOWS ARE REAL. they are ALL magic
Antony: wow! you're really optimistic!!

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't...

"No Intelligent Life" by Antony Sammeroff

Since the dawning of humanity the question had been asked "Is there intelligent life in space," and since the dawning of the question "Is there intelligent life in space," the question had been asked, "If there is intelligent life in space, why haven't they contacted us?"
Despite the level of mysticism surrounding the latter question on earth, to the Interplantery Council the response was rather straight forward: "Why would anyone want to?" It was generally agreed that the Earth, too primitive to to bother with and too insignificant to zap, was best left ignored, and so it was for a number of millenia.
Then one day someone there thought it might be a terribly good idea to export humanity, and more hideously Americanisation, to the rest of the galaxy. For some reason this school of thought seemed to catch on. Speculation into the reason why anyone might think this idea was terribly good as opposed to just terrible was largely fruitless, but at one point was summerised by an overweight advertising clerk working on a project for an Earth corporation specialising in the sale of toilettries, "Oh yeah, space, thats a huge market."

"death is not what happens after we live, our whole life is our death " Philosophy and Comedy April/May 2005

04/04/2005

 funny how in the hedonsitic quest for hapiness we become what we always abhored 

19:24:00 04-08-2005

I went mad for about three and a half days.
I was having all these thoughts, some were profound, some were groundless and some were rediculously paranoid but I didn't have the ability to tell the diffence.
I felt intoxicated when I was completely sober.
I've never knows such insanity. 

have you ever been afraid to tocuh the computer because if you click "shut down" you'll be shutting yourself down, if you click "restart" you'll start life all over again, if you click "stand by" time will pause completely except for you and if you click "cancel" you'll cancel your existence completely?  

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I want to live life the way i want to live, not ought to live
- What are you celebrating?
- Why, the celebration of course!
- What is the reason for the celebration?
- Well, if you need a reason to celebrate... then life is a good a reason as any!
- Whats so good about life?
- The fact that it gives you the opportunity to celebrate!



I'm not afraid to tell you that I need you today (won't you light my way?)
Joanne says:
how do u cope with stress antony

Antony says:
that is an excellent question

Antony says:
I usually ignore whatever it is that is stressing me out and pretend it doesn't exist


Mum: Antony you're missing a great program
Me: What about
Mum: [some guy that can do complex mathematics all in his head]
Me: I so don't care
Mum: He's a genius
Me: So am I
*end of conversation*


they're a better band then any of the bands you like that I don't like



"So am sittin on the bus listinin away to slayer (Angle Of Death)"
Me:
"OH FUCK!! NOT 66.6 DEGREES????"


I always say "Yarrr I'm a pirate" but that doesn't make me one, does it?
Sometimes I wish I was, so,

Once again I turn to the logic of Omar that I refined and personalised:
"hobos are just pirates without boats" -Omar
"musicians are just hobos with guitars" -Omar
Therefor, I am a pirate :D:D:D

Claire: "Your not a hobo!"
Me: "haha some might disagree with you,"
Me: I haven't shaved in ages, I have no full time occupation and I'm a musician without a band..."

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Welcome To "Antony Makes Fun Of People" Todays Contestants: People who use stupid "words"

(that are not real words) - Thankyou Marge

Lets start with "lolol" etc. ad infinitum
GOD THIS PISSES ME OFF
What the fuck is "lolol" supposed to mean? Laughing out loud out loud???
How about "lololol" ? Laughing out loud out loud out loud???
Fuck you! It's irritating!
I know you're not actually laughing out loud and adding more "ol"s to the end doesn't convince me. Just shut the hell up.

"soz" "tomoz" "lolz"
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE "z" FROM??? -Marge Herself
Were you trying to talk to me about Zebras but forgot to press space... and then promptly changed your mind? Because thats the only excuse I can think of for saying these stupid words!
"Soz ebras!!" = "So... Zebras..." etc. <---
"lolz ebras!!" = "lol! Zebras..." etc. <--- both appropriate uses of the misplaced "z"
also observe: "Tomoz ebra, thats what I'm going to call my zebra, he's called 'Tomo Zebra'!"

"sowwie"
Hey cunt, if you're sorry say it like you mean it. FFS.

"huggles"
JESUS CHRIST!
Either give me a Hug OR a Cuddle... don't mix and match!
This word pisses me off probably more then any other one except lololololetc.
Infact I'm going to impose a mandatory 5 minute block on anyone who says it to me on MSN, and don't think of saying it to me just to be funny. Fuck I shouldn't have said anything.

Hey Fionn, this journal entry choc full of hatey goodness or what?

thankyou, goodnight.

Touching Heaven In Sleep (from my old Livejournal)

I had a weird experience in my dreams last night. I wouldn't call it a spiritual experience (and certainly not a religious experience) because I amn't permanently changed by it or anything but it was thought provoking.

I was dead and being a ghost in this upper realm type thing, and any time you're tired of being a ghost you can go upstairs and move on to the next world.

You know how when you're asleep your dreams can trigger off emotions the same way as life does?
Fear, Happiness, Sadness, Love... the full spectrum...

Well, when I finally went upstairs there was this bright light shining through the clouds and in a few seconds I was drifting towards it I felt TOTAL divinity run through my entire body, it was so euphoric and the closer I got the stronger it got like a light shining brighter, spreading through my entire body. All in about 3 seconds I was touching the Realm of the Lord.
As I was drifting (same 3 seconds) I looked down through the clouds at the world and I wondered what would happen if I went there instead of into the light and if I tried to see what it was like would I get another chance to go up later...

...I started falling, falling to the ground, through the ground and into the fiery pit, just for a second, then I woke up staring at the wall, I felt like Satan was behind me.

You know the expression "Get ye behind me Satan?"
I'd say it's the last place you want him to be, you can't see what mischief he's getting up to and you'll be too scared to look behind you and check.
Keep him where you can see him.

I have never been a believer in religion, and certainly not heaven or hell, however Steve, my band mate, likes the symbolism of Jesus as a saviour and Satan as he who tempts us to stray from a richeous path. I think my dream was merely symbolic, but I'd give anything to touch the realm of the Lord once again.