Showing posts with label Client and Hooker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Client and Hooker. Show all posts

Thursday, 20 October 2011

Client and Hooker

"improvised" this in my writing for performance class yesterday during an exercise where you don't know where it's going - every 2 lines are meant to do what whole scene usually does. I fear it's a bit "cheesy" but then again I think here's something in it somewhere, you tell me.



CLIENT:          Uh… Nice place… What, uh, what do we do about the cash?
HOOKER:      I usually jist get them tae put it on the sideboard before we… well, ye know.
CLIENT:          Have you been… doing this for long then?
HOOKER:     
Naw, no really, jist a couple months. I need the cash tae get tests done fir ma wean, ken? Find oot who his da is and if he’s… well… awright ah suppose.
CLIENT:         
Really? That sounds important, maybe I could….
HOOKER:     
…Naw! It’s bad enough awready… bit hanks.
CLIENT:         
What? You’re too proud to accept help for your own kid?
HOOKER:     
Aye I’m tae proud, I don’t want tae feel I owe any cunt anyhin, now can we jist get awn with it.
CLIENT:         
No, I’m not sure any more, doesn’t feel right.
HOOKER:     
Right? You didnae come here tae fuckin’ church. You said you wanted tae help, now yer gonnae cheat me oot a huner quid?
CLIENT:        
You can take the money anyway, you need it more than I do, I’m off.
HOOKER:     
Ye snooty cunt ye, ye sanctimonious fuck, you dinnae gie a fuck aboot me but yer conscience ya bam. Maybe ye should go tae church.
CLIENT:         
Oi! I don’t need to take this, not from a fuckin’ whore.
HOOKER:     
Aw showin yer true colours now aren’t ye? See what ah mean? You men are aw the same, a wummins no a wummin tae you, she’s someone tae use or someone who needs savin’, no a fuckin wummin.
CLIENT:         
Look, I’m sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean it, I was just, angry that… I was just trying to help.
HOOKER:     
Well ye didnae. If ye want tae help then ye know what tae do... 


...Lets jist pretend this never happened, ok?